Wednesday, February 24, 2010

i make a fool of myself, finally unveil my lame photoshop skills, wear red.

Hi there. So you can basically ignore my last entry, crisis (hopefully) averted, me feeling like a stalker still stands, but hopefully this will be fixed and I can stop being ~delusional and weird and um KATE I'M SORRY I SEND AWKWARD EMAILS AND I STILL REALLY WANT TO BE AWESOME ANNA, COMME, US VOGUE, & TAVI WORSHIPPING FRIENDS EMAIL ME PLEASEEEEEEE. Yeah. Definitely went farther with that than I planned.

Moving on from yet another moment of creeperness, let's discuss March Vogue. *Inspired* by Kate W. (of kasmslo and the above paragraph fame) and her monthly Vogue reviews, I took a couple photos of the things I liked, but am not going to go into full worshipful detail on the issue because... that's Kate's deal. So you should all just leave my blog and go read hers because it's more entertaining/intense/witty/etc.

OUT OF ORDER AND TOTALLY CRAPPY PHOTOSHOP SKILLS CONTINUED FROM MY TYPICAL LIVEJOURNAL GRAPHICS THAT I AM NOW BRINGING TO YOU ON MY CRAPPY BLOG.

I tried to think of a t-shirt slogan and could only come up with "Let's bone, Lara Stone." And just... no. Not okay.

and MORE LARA.


HI THANK YOU GRACE CODDINGTON FOR DOING AN EDITORIAL WITH LARA IN IT AND GORGEOUS YELLOW BOTTEGA VENETA AND MORE WORDS. Ahem.

And this is where we interrupt me talking about Vogue to talk about Lara.

THERE IS A RUMOR OF THE APRIL COVER OF US VOGUE BEING A MODEL. LARALARALARALARA PLEASE.

And in Interview Magazine.

"STONE: I hate walking down a runway in really high heels.

(MARC) JACOBS: Really? I thought you always wore high heels!

STONE: I'm terrible in high heels. I'm so bad."

Mmhmm. YEAH. That happened. It made me smile so big, because I HAVE FLAT FEET.


And WHAT. A. COVER.

Back to the Bib- I mean Vogue.

I think Queen Anna and G Coddz and the entire team at US Vogue wants me dead because this was in the March issue AS WELL as Lara.


Observe the arm/leg tattoos in this editorial.


Now observe Karlie backstage at Rodarte S/S 2010 in FULL TATTOO ARMS.

Mmmhmm. Yeah.
/Most obvious thing ever, but.

Then observe this description. Is it legible? I hope so. I laughed SO HARD.


And continuing on the theme of my complete obsession with Rodarte. THIS WAS THERE TOO.


I have more to say but too lazy and this entry is already tl;dr.

Here is me in a red shirt I thrifted this week + a too-big blacck belt. More fatness.

I sat in my grandmother's living room to go along with my little old lady self.


And this one to display the amazing buttons on my sleeves.


And one last one to show off my creepy cat pin and the buttons on the neck.


And to wrap up this longest post evahhhhhh, pictures of my finally silver a la Chanel Haute Couture Spring 2010 fingernails, complete with the band-aid I doodled WWAD (What Would Anna Do) on today during class. So blurry.

4 comments:

  1. Ok ok, I think I need to buy this issue. I give in to the Vogue cult!!!

    P.S. - You are pretty. :)

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  2. This entry. THIS ENTRY. This beautiful work of Lani art which you have just created is astonishing. 100% you and totally blogger-chic.

    First of all, I LOLed HARD when I read that description in Vogue. I almost choked on an almond.

    Second, That red shirt is giving me Gaga vibes from the Just Dance video. SO CUTE.

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  3. Reading this was a smile fest. God, there are so many jokes so little time with this issue. I thought the HoH thing was so entertaining because I always make HoH jokes.
    Did you see the World of Warcraft caption too? Someone at Vogue is buying into our nerd cult. I also love how you mentioned Karlie! How hilarious would it be to have an issue dedicated to her? Now that I think about it, I vote Karlie for the model cover rumor. It is so possible.

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  4. obsessed with your red blouse. can i just say? allllso, there's a thrift/resale shop downtown that i love. i don't remember what it's called off the top of my head. something about a flamingo? if you've never been, then i'm taking you next time i'm in town. love you, miss you, xoxo.

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