in which i don't say much but wear a ton of rodarte for target.

I disappeared to go on a cruise and get a job and have prom. Oops. I don't have time to type about all of these or do a REAL outfit post, but have some basics.

My prom dress.


And now my insane overuse of Rodarte for Target in everyday wear.

Formal night on the cruise.

Rodarte for Target dress.

Cozumel, Mexico.

...ignore my caved in stomach from the pose.
Rodarte for Target bikini.

Various other nights. Don't even ask about this.

Rodarte for Target hoodie.

In short, I LOVE IT. And that really is all for now, I apologize. A better one soon?

i make a fool of myself, finally unveil my lame photoshop skills, wear red.

Hi there. So you can basically ignore my last entry, crisis (hopefully) averted, me feeling like a stalker still stands, but hopefully this will be fixed and I can stop being ~delusional and weird and um KATE I'M SORRY I SEND AWKWARD EMAILS AND I STILL REALLY WANT TO BE AWESOME ANNA, COMME, US VOGUE, & TAVI WORSHIPPING FRIENDS EMAIL ME PLEASEEEEEEE. Yeah. Definitely went farther with that than I planned.

Moving on from yet another moment of creeperness, let's discuss March Vogue. *Inspired* by Kate W. (of kasmslo and the above paragraph fame) and her monthly Vogue reviews, I took a couple photos of the things I liked, but am not going to go into full worshipful detail on the issue because... that's Kate's deal. So you should all just leave my blog and go read hers because it's more entertaining/intense/witty/etc.

OUT OF ORDER AND TOTALLY CRAPPY PHOTOSHOP SKILLS CONTINUED FROM MY TYPICAL LIVEJOURNAL GRAPHICS THAT I AM NOW BRINGING TO YOU ON MY CRAPPY BLOG.

I tried to think of a t-shirt slogan and could only come up with "Let's bone, Lara Stone." And just... no. Not okay.

and MORE LARA.


HI THANK YOU GRACE CODDINGTON FOR DOING AN EDITORIAL WITH LARA IN IT AND GORGEOUS YELLOW BOTTEGA VENETA AND MORE WORDS. Ahem.

And this is where we interrupt me talking about Vogue to talk about Lara.

THERE IS A RUMOR OF THE APRIL COVER OF US VOGUE BEING A MODEL. LARALARALARALARA PLEASE.

And in Interview Magazine.

"STONE: I hate walking down a runway in really high heels.

(MARC) JACOBS: Really? I thought you always wore high heels!

STONE: I'm terrible in high heels. I'm so bad."

Mmhmm. YEAH. That happened. It made me smile so big, because I HAVE FLAT FEET.


And WHAT. A. COVER.

Back to the Bib- I mean Vogue.

I think Queen Anna and G Coddz and the entire team at US Vogue wants me dead because this was in the March issue AS WELL as Lara.


Observe the arm/leg tattoos in this editorial.


Now observe Karlie backstage at Rodarte S/S 2010 in FULL TATTOO ARMS.

Mmmhmm. Yeah.
/Most obvious thing ever, but.

Then observe this description. Is it legible? I hope so. I laughed SO HARD.


And continuing on the theme of my complete obsession with Rodarte. THIS WAS THERE TOO.


I have more to say but too lazy and this entry is already tl;dr.

Here is me in a red shirt I thrifted this week + a too-big blacck belt. More fatness.

I sat in my grandmother's living room to go along with my little old lady self.


And this one to display the amazing buttons on my sleeves.


And one last one to show off my creepy cat pin and the buttons on the neck.


And to wrap up this longest post evahhhhhh, pictures of my finally silver a la Chanel Haute Couture Spring 2010 fingernails, complete with the band-aid I doodled WWAD (What Would Anna Do) on today during class. So blurry.

various accumulated scanned things.

It's been a few happy, lazy days around these parts. Snow in Texas happened, and it was shocking. I bought 30 Rock Season 3 to fawn over Alec Baldwin (someone please explain this infatuation to me NOW). I demolished the on-sale selection of Rodarte for Target at my local Target, which was The Best Part. Also, I scanned some things I've collected over time. So have those.

Diane Von Furstenberg is one of my favorite designers. Maybe it's my inner middle aged woman or something, but her wrap dresses dance in my dreams.



Everything about this Lanvin ad. Just everything.


Kate & Laura in animal ears. If you don't love this, you have no heart.


I can't even remember where I got this, but it's basically my favorite ever for practically no reason.


ELLEgirl was the first magazine I subscribed to. They did awesome stuff like this.


Lastly, the new Lara LV ad because LARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Ahem.


And that is my various scanned things I found recently post.